Transcript: "Frog Blast the Vent Core"
Episode BABF210
Aired 15 Feb 2006
ANA: Hey, Sayid, there's a woman wandering in the woods. Where's Jack?
SAYID: You have shot this woman? And that is why you are asking for the doctor?
ANA: Shannon. Was. An accident. I've told you that. And last time I checked, Sawyer has all the guns.
SAYID: I will go. It is the French woman.
ANA: How do you know that?
SAYID: You should pay more attention to "Previously on Lost." She was shown for the first time in many weeks.
(SAYID enters the woods and tracks down DANIELLE.)
DANIELLE: Come with me.
SAYID: Why?
DANIELLE: It's very important.
SAYID: What is important?
DANIELLE: You'll see.
SAYID: Last time you visited, you misled us about the Others, so you could kidnap the baby. Which, come to think of it, you could have blamed on Charlie. So are you going to tell me what is so important that you are demanding my attention?
DANIELLE: No.
SAYID: I have never been married, but I suspect this is what it feels like.
* * *
HURLEY: All right, all right, so I took some food! I'm a big guy! I get hungry!
SAWYER: Hey, that's cool. Kind of a relief, actually. I mean, every time we don't see somebody for a day or so, you know, I'm thinking...
HURLEY: Hey, screw you, dude!
FROG: Whiiiiiick-chk-chk-chk-chk-bhlhlhlhhlhlhhlhlhlhllhhl.
SAWYER: I'm sorry, man. Come back. I really need to get that frog. And no one else can help, apparently, but you.
HURLEY: People don't like you. They like me.
SAWYER: That's because you're jolly. Which is OK if you're a guy.
HURLEY: You're right dude. If I were a chick things would be even worse.
SAWYER: That would be unforgivable.
HURLEY: Never seen a shirt that says "No fat GUYS."
SAWYER: Got that right.
HURLEY: Hey, did you see this? (Shows SAWYER his DHARMA REWARDS supermarket club card.)
SAWYER: Ah, I hate those things.
FROG: Whiiiiiick-chk-chk-chk-chk-bhlhlhlhhlhlhhlhlhlhllhhl.
SAWYER: There you are, little buddy. Make a lot of noise for a little frog.
HURLEY: Like those little dogs, you know? They make more noise than the big ones.
SAWYER: Time to send Kermit to the other side of the island. Keep Zeke up all night for a change.
HURLEY: I'll carry him.
SAWYER: I got a better idea. (He takes out a BAT, tosses up FROG, and hits a HOME RUN.)
HURLEY: Heh heh. Frog baseball.
SAWYER: Heh heh. Heh heh. You said "Ball."
(Both SNICKER.)
HURLEY: Hey, can I have a bat?
SAWYER: No, I'm keeping all the bats.
* * *
(SGT. ZIM from STARSHIP TROOPERS leads SAYID into a garage where TARIQ is restrained.)
ZIM: Ask him where our pilot is.
SAYID (to Tariq, in Arabic): (He wants to know why we always use 'Q' without a 'U'.)
TARIQ: (What is the big deal? It makes a 'KH' sound. Tell me this is not why I was captured!)
SAYID (to Zim): He says he doesn't know.
ZIM: You think I was born yesterday? All we want is our pilot back. If your friend leads us to him, we'll let him go.
SAYID (to Tariq): (He says then why do we not write 'KH' if that is what we mean.)
TARIQ: (It's their damn alphabet! We don't have anything to do with it!)
SAYID (to Zim): He says does anyone want to go in on a pizza.
* * *
(SAYID opens a large case and takes out several BLACK and DECKER tools: a CORDLESS DRILL, a BELT SANDER, a NAIL GUN, and MORE.)
TARIQ: You better be building a coffee table.
SAYID: Perhaps it is Christmas.
(SAYID pulls out a CHIA PET, a CLAPPER, and ISOTONER GLOVES. He puts those on, and puts the others aside.)
TARIQ: What are you doing?
(SAYID pulls out a CD BOOMBOX. He plugs it in.)
TARIQ: I am your commanding officer! I order you to put that bag over your head and kill yourself!
(SAYID inserts a CD titled NOW THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL MUSIC IN 2005. He puts in EARPLUGS.)
TARIQ: Simon says!!!!
(SAYID presses Play.)
FEMALE VOCALIST: You can dress me up in diamonds; you can dress me up in dirt...
TARIQ screams and the scene mercifully fades.
* * *
(SAYID and the HENRY are in the BUNKER ARMORY.)
HENRY: So I move ahead of the group, about thirty yards of Dick and the others. The next thing I know, Bang! I'm down. Friendly fire.
SAYID: That is preposterous. You are telling me you were shot by the vice president of the United States.
HENRY: Yes, that's what happened!
SAYID: You are lying-g.
HENRY: What do you want me to tell you? It's the truth!
SAYID: Tell me about your balloon.
HENRY: What do you want to know?
SAYID: What does it look like?
HENRY: Well, if you look on top, it's a big smiley face.
SAYID: You are lying-g. (He flexes a pair of PLIERS.)
HENRY [petrified and crying]: All right, all right, it was a boob! We took two balloons out and they were a matching set. It was Dick's idea!
SAYID: Where is the man who shot you?
HENRY: He always has a copter standing by. Took him back to the mainland.
SAYID: You are lying-g.
* * *
(JACK and LOCKE fight in a race against the 108-MINUTE TIMER.)
TIMER: Hay guys I'm at 004 00!
LOCKE: We've got to enter those numbers!
TIMER: 003 00...
JACK: Or what? Let it run out.
VIEWERS: Yeah, let it run out!
TIMER: 000 02
TIMER: 000 01
LOCKE: Game over, man. Game Over! We're dog meat!
TIMER: 000 00
TIMER: Eye Water Staff Staff Bird
LOCKE: Oh snap!
TIMER: Flippety Flip
TIMER: 108 00
JACK: That was a close one. We almost... Something almost happened.
LOCKE: I've got the tip of this pen cap. We could lift up the plates on that display and see what else it might show.
JACK: Naaah.
* * *
(Previews! LIBBY psychoanalyzes CLAIRE, and we are led to believe we'll find out more about her ABDUCTION!)
(We see ETHAN in a lab coat operating a CENTRIFUGE in a sinister manner.)
(DR. CANDLE is in a conference room, arguing with a BOARD of DIRECTORS.)
DR. CANDLE: Without the funding, the project is finished! The current dataset is spoiled! We need new subjects!
(A DHARMA steel door reveals itself menacingly.)
CLAIRE [in horror, being dragged by her hair]: It's the airline! The airline!
(Different scene; LOCKE glowers into the camera.)
LOCKE: This will hurt me more than it hurts you.
(We find out LIBBY is a SCIENTOLOGIST.)
(Something is SLAPPED.)
(SAYID is waterboarding HIMSELF.)
(The SUN rises and sets REALLY FAST.)
(A WHOLE LOT OF ANSWERS will be provided next week, and this time they really, really mean it. So make sure and watch.)
Episode BABF210
Aired 15 Feb 2006
ANA: Hey, Sayid, there's a woman wandering in the woods. Where's Jack?
SAYID: You have shot this woman? And that is why you are asking for the doctor?
ANA: Shannon. Was. An accident. I've told you that. And last time I checked, Sawyer has all the guns.
SAYID: I will go. It is the French woman.
ANA: How do you know that?
SAYID: You should pay more attention to "Previously on Lost." She was shown for the first time in many weeks.
(SAYID enters the woods and tracks down DANIELLE.)
DANIELLE: Come with me.
SAYID: Why?
DANIELLE: It's very important.
SAYID: What is important?
DANIELLE: You'll see.
SAYID: Last time you visited, you misled us about the Others, so you could kidnap the baby. Which, come to think of it, you could have blamed on Charlie. So are you going to tell me what is so important that you are demanding my attention?
DANIELLE: No.
SAYID: I have never been married, but I suspect this is what it feels like.
* * *
HURLEY: All right, all right, so I took some food! I'm a big guy! I get hungry!
SAWYER: Hey, that's cool. Kind of a relief, actually. I mean, every time we don't see somebody for a day or so, you know, I'm thinking...
HURLEY: Hey, screw you, dude!
FROG: Whiiiiiick-chk-chk-chk-chk-bhlhlhlhhlhlhhlhlhlhllhhl.
SAWYER: I'm sorry, man. Come back. I really need to get that frog. And no one else can help, apparently, but you.
HURLEY: People don't like you. They like me.
SAWYER: That's because you're jolly. Which is OK if you're a guy.
HURLEY: You're right dude. If I were a chick things would be even worse.
SAWYER: That would be unforgivable.
HURLEY: Never seen a shirt that says "No fat GUYS."
SAWYER: Got that right.
HURLEY: Hey, did you see this? (Shows SAWYER his DHARMA REWARDS supermarket club card.)
SAWYER: Ah, I hate those things.
FROG: Whiiiiiick-chk-chk-chk-chk-bhlhlhlhhlhlhhlhlhlhllhhl.
SAWYER: There you are, little buddy. Make a lot of noise for a little frog.
HURLEY: Like those little dogs, you know? They make more noise than the big ones.
SAWYER: Time to send Kermit to the other side of the island. Keep Zeke up all night for a change.
HURLEY: I'll carry him.
SAWYER: I got a better idea. (He takes out a BAT, tosses up FROG, and hits a HOME RUN.)
HURLEY: Heh heh. Frog baseball.
SAWYER: Heh heh. Heh heh. You said "Ball."
(Both SNICKER.)
HURLEY: Hey, can I have a bat?
SAWYER: No, I'm keeping all the bats.
* * *
(SGT. ZIM from STARSHIP TROOPERS leads SAYID into a garage where TARIQ is restrained.)
ZIM: Ask him where our pilot is.
SAYID (to Tariq, in Arabic): (He wants to know why we always use 'Q' without a 'U'.)
TARIQ: (What is the big deal? It makes a 'KH' sound. Tell me this is not why I was captured!)
SAYID (to Zim): He says he doesn't know.
ZIM: You think I was born yesterday? All we want is our pilot back. If your friend leads us to him, we'll let him go.
SAYID (to Tariq): (He says then why do we not write 'KH' if that is what we mean.)
TARIQ: (It's their damn alphabet! We don't have anything to do with it!)
SAYID (to Zim): He says does anyone want to go in on a pizza.
* * *
(SAYID opens a large case and takes out several BLACK and DECKER tools: a CORDLESS DRILL, a BELT SANDER, a NAIL GUN, and MORE.)
TARIQ: You better be building a coffee table.
SAYID: Perhaps it is Christmas.
(SAYID pulls out a CHIA PET, a CLAPPER, and ISOTONER GLOVES. He puts those on, and puts the others aside.)
TARIQ: What are you doing?
(SAYID pulls out a CD BOOMBOX. He plugs it in.)
TARIQ: I am your commanding officer! I order you to put that bag over your head and kill yourself!
(SAYID inserts a CD titled NOW THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL MUSIC IN 2005. He puts in EARPLUGS.)
TARIQ: Simon says!!!!
(SAYID presses Play.)
FEMALE VOCALIST: You can dress me up in diamonds; you can dress me up in dirt...
TARIQ screams and the scene mercifully fades.
* * *
(SAYID and the HENRY are in the BUNKER ARMORY.)
HENRY: So I move ahead of the group, about thirty yards of Dick and the others. The next thing I know, Bang! I'm down. Friendly fire.
SAYID: That is preposterous. You are telling me you were shot by the vice president of the United States.
HENRY: Yes, that's what happened!
SAYID: You are lying-g.
HENRY: What do you want me to tell you? It's the truth!
SAYID: Tell me about your balloon.
HENRY: What do you want to know?
SAYID: What does it look like?
HENRY: Well, if you look on top, it's a big smiley face.
SAYID: You are lying-g. (He flexes a pair of PLIERS.)
HENRY [petrified and crying]: All right, all right, it was a boob! We took two balloons out and they were a matching set. It was Dick's idea!
SAYID: Where is the man who shot you?
HENRY: He always has a copter standing by. Took him back to the mainland.
SAYID: You are lying-g.
* * *
(JACK and LOCKE fight in a race against the 108-MINUTE TIMER.)
TIMER: Hay guys I'm at 004 00!
LOCKE: We've got to enter those numbers!
TIMER: 003 00...
JACK: Or what? Let it run out.
VIEWERS: Yeah, let it run out!
TIMER: 000 02
TIMER: 000 01
LOCKE: Game over, man. Game Over! We're dog meat!
TIMER: 000 00
TIMER: Eye Water Staff Staff Bird
LOCKE: Oh snap!
TIMER: Flippety Flip
TIMER: 108 00
JACK: That was a close one. We almost... Something almost happened.
LOCKE: I've got the tip of this pen cap. We could lift up the plates on that display and see what else it might show.
JACK: Naaah.
* * *
(Previews! LIBBY psychoanalyzes CLAIRE, and we are led to believe we'll find out more about her ABDUCTION!)
(We see ETHAN in a lab coat operating a CENTRIFUGE in a sinister manner.)
(DR. CANDLE is in a conference room, arguing with a BOARD of DIRECTORS.)
DR. CANDLE: Without the funding, the project is finished! The current dataset is spoiled! We need new subjects!
(A DHARMA steel door reveals itself menacingly.)
CLAIRE [in horror, being dragged by her hair]: It's the airline! The airline!
(Different scene; LOCKE glowers into the camera.)
LOCKE: This will hurt me more than it hurts you.
(We find out LIBBY is a SCIENTOLOGIST.)
(Something is SLAPPED.)
(SAYID is waterboarding HIMSELF.)
(The SUN rises and sets REALLY FAST.)
(A WHOLE LOT OF ANSWERS will be provided next week, and this time they really, really mean it. So make sure and watch.)
