Standing at the dock of the Pala
Just stepped out of a sub
The man who walked up just then
Said his name was Ben
What's with this bug-eyed bub?
Man, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going,
They're gonna make a doctor slave out of me.
Finally made the plane set for LA
Ran all the way from the hotel
I won the lottery
There's a curse on me
I'm screwed as far as I can tell
Dude, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going,
Someone bring a sandwich to me.
Went to Sydney to find my step sister
Man I think she's really hot
Tried to win her back
Then we hit the sack
Damn I think the clap I've got
Man, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going,
A plane will probably fall on me.
Talked to my son on a computer
To get him I must make a switch
Free that bug-eyed loon
Gonna find Walt soon
So I'll shoot that latina bitch
Man, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going,
The beach camp will want to lynch me
Used to roll around in a wheelchair
and play a strategy game
My dad took my kidney too
Don't tell me what I can't do
I'll hunt boar and predict the rain
Man, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going,
Jacob is gonna choose me
I think I'm a hot shot surgeon
I try to fix everything in my life
You should have stayed down Chack!
Kate, we have to go back!
I'll introduce you to my knocked up ex-wife
Man, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going,
A drugged out loser I'll be.
The way things are going,
My ghost dad will talk to me.
The way things are going,
I'll get a talk show on ABC.
